A Silver Tongue

hawaiiansdonotblog:

I hate you, you ruined my childhood.

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See “Waiting for Superman”.  Although I will say that there are some teachers who milk the system, most suffer from having to deal with sub-par educational material and class work. The general population seems oblivious to the tragic state of our education system.   What’s the point of keeping defense spending at it’s current levels? Given the present state of our public educational system, we won’t have qualified individuals to operate these defensive weapons in a few generations.  We’re definitely on the way to a have and have not society.  Will there even be a middle-class in 2 or more generations given the current path our society is headed down in regards to education?

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hawaiiansdonotblog:

Sorry, sorry… you guys were right… we ARE number one.

Silly me.

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natesmithcomedy:

Text is dead. But pictures of text…well that’s the future.

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inbedwithme:

So I try to not be biased, but I’m pretty fucking sure she’s not a lesbian with these swords.

I have a question,  How in the hell does a woman with nails as long as those wipe her ass?

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theonlyplfrmat:

newsflick:

Obama/Hu Republicans 

This would be funny if Americans actually had a sense of perspective.

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epicwinsauce:

iamrobgreen:

confusedcupcakes:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Men like this are called geniuses.

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hawaiiansdonotblog:

firstwordboomba:

Can you get extensions on these plugs? HAHAHAAHAHAH! ok i’m done. Pretty nifty don’t yea think?

thedailywhat:

Unusual Jewelry of the Day: “Plug rings” by Brooklyn-based designer Casey Perez. One for you, and one for your significant plugger.

[design-milk.]

Wouldn’t plugging into them stab their finger?

And All I can think of is Wonder Twin powers , activate.  I bet you’d get a charge out of that one

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The real reason Tumblr’s down

tennroof:

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I’ve wanted to post this since yesterday…

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